Week 3 (and Week 12)

The VAMPIRE is back!

I'm nearly 12 weeks old and I've decided that day times are boring.

It's much more fun to be awake all night as daddy is always there to entertain me ! It goes something like this....

2:00am - Wake up hungry and start crying
2:05am - Daddy puts earplugs in
2:15am - Still crying (and I crank up the volume a little)
2:16am - Daddy puts pillows over head (his head - not mine !)
2:20am - Getting really hungry now - set volume to full !
2:21am - Daddy decides I'm not going back to sleep (doh!)
2:22am - Daddy gets milk from fridge and warms it up
2:25am - Daddy changes my nappy
2:25am - I wee in his face (just to teach him a lesson)
2:30am - Nappy changed. Milk Ready. All systems go
2:31am - Still crying
2:31am - Daddy interrupts full volume wail by sticking bottle in mouth (my mouth - not his)
2:31am - Put on vaguely surprised face - start drinking
2:33am - Half bottle gone. Daddy decides it's time to burp me.
2:33am - Burps are boring. Decide to throw up on daddy's chest
2:33am - Daddy puts me down to towel himself down
2:34am - Daddy decides vomit-level on his chest is acceptable
2:37am - Finish milk. Throw up on my own chest
2:37am - Daddy decides vomit-level on babygro is acceptable
2:40am - Daddy puts me back in my bed.
2:40am - Am bored. Not sleepy. Request night-time entertainment
2:40am - Cry on half volume until night-time entertainment begins

REPEAT THE BELOW STEPS FOR 2 HOURS
1 - Cry (only half volume required)
2 - Daddy wakes up and turns on my musical mobile
3 - Stop crying and watch the rotating fish and dangly seaweed
4 - Listen to relaxing music
5 - Daddy watches stars projected on the ceiling and listens to relaxing music
6 - Daddy goes to sleep
7 - Musical mobile stops automatically after 5 minutes
8 - Start crying
9 - Move to step 1 above and start again

5:40am - Decide am hungry again and start crying

Like I said. Nights are much more fun than days !