Day 5 (and Day 68)

My parents are evil



I've decided that my parents are evil !

Daddy calls me 'Mr Scabby Head'

Mummy calls me 'Pooh Baby'

They seem to have cut off my hands

And worse of all they tricked me this evening. Or they tried to trick me !

I'd just had a lovely milky dinner and mummy was cuddling me nicely on a cushion on her lap so I fell asleep. As any good baby would do.

And the next thing I knew I'd been silently moved into my bed! Still on the cushion!

OUTRAGEOUS !

Everyone knows that I do NOT do the basket thing in the evenings. Actually not until 2:00am.

Revenge was mine though. I stayed awake all night. Just to teach them a lesson !

(ps if anyone from the NSPCC is reading this - mummy and daddy didn't really cut off my hands - it just looks like that in the picture - they were up my sleeves ! doh !)