Day 62

I have a new name

Oh dear. Daddy has given me a new name.

He calls me 'Mister Scabby Head'.

Mummy doesn't like the new name. Neither does Grandma. Neither does Grandad. Neither does Nanna. Neither does Gramps.

And neither do I.

But daddy thinks it's very funny. He's made up a little song:

What ya gonna do. Heh !
Mister Scabby Head. Heh !
Have a giant POOH! Heh !
Mister Scabby Head. Heh !

Mummy doesn't like daddy's songs. They all involve pooh!

But I do pooh a lot. An awful lot. I did a great one today. It was like piccalilli and it went everywhere ! Eugh !